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I just replayed Assassin’s Creed I

And only now figured out that the blocks of letters are the easiest things in the world to decipher. OTL

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charmingandorradick:

sweetestashure:

charmingandorradick:

sweetestashure:

Careful, you might actually fool someone into thinking you have a heart.

That would be a pity, especially since I sold it on the Internet some odd years ago.

I’m shocked someone actually bought that black lump you tried to pass off as a heart,huh.

I’m shocked people will purchase novels with your face on the cover, but life has shown us both that idiots buy just about anything.

I think the bigger shock is still the fact that you write these novels. That’s pretty great. The softer side of Gizem, ahaha!

charmingandorradick:

sweetestashure:

Careful, you might actually fool someone into thinking you have a heart.

That would be a pity, especially since I sold it on the Internet some odd years ago.

I’m shocked someone actually bought that black lump you tried to pass off as a heart,huh.

charmingandorradick:

sweetestashure:

charmingandorradick:

[He stares at the other for a moment before letting out a small huff of amusement]

Such a sentiment would be better believed if you called me an “ass” with the intent of benefiting me.

Oh, Gizem, you foolish, mysterious man. What are compliments but kindly worded insults with good intention?

What are insults if not truthfully worded utterances of your observed shortcomings?

Exactly. And a compliment just points out these shortcomings in a way that make people more likely to do things for you because they thin you’re swell.

charmingandorradick:

sweetestashure said: … The fact that you actually said “boo-boos” in a serious tone made me crack up. The thought of you actually doing that is hurting my brain.

I was not aware you had a brain to hurt, but I suppose even the simplest of idiots must possess grey matter reminding him to breathe.

Wiw. I just might shed a tear that hurt so bad. Don’t mind my sarcastic tone, I really mean it.

charmingandorradick:

[He stares at the other for a moment before letting out a small huff of amusement]

Such a sentiment would be better believed if you called me an “ass” with the intent of benefiting me.

Oh, Gizem, you foolish, mysterious man. What are compliments but kindly worded insults with good intention?

(Kaynak: sweetestashure)

charmingandorradick:

sweetestashure:

[shrug]

‘cause other people are apparently insulted by it? Somethin’ about bein’ called an ass apparently warrants other people not likin’ ‘em or somethin’.

But then I remember you ain’t got a conscience, so, yeah. Huh.

Even if I did, I go out of my way to make people not like me. Your labeling me as an “ass” only furthers that goal.

Well, what’re friends for, huh Gizem?

[look at that smile. That is a genuine smile, right there, come on~]

charmingandorradick:

sweetestashure:

charmingandorradick:

It takes one to recognize one, hm?

Oh, I know I’m an ass, that ain’t somethin’ I deny nor take offense to, huh~

Ah, but if it isn’t something you take offense to, why do you view it as a valid insult for others?

[shrug]

‘cause other people are apparently insulted by it? Somethin’ about bein’ called an ass apparently warrants other people not likin’ ‘em or somethin’.

But then I remember you ain’t got a conscience, so, yeah. Huh.